Watersports are a fantastic way to take a break from a hard day on the sunbed. I’d say that they are almost the most fun you can have on holiday with your clothes on. Or swimming costume or whatever. So here’s my guide to top watersports to enjoy abroad…
Banana Boating
There are few things more hilarious than joining a bunch of friends to straddle a giant, phallic-shaped inflatable and being dragged, at top speed, through glistening blue waters, until one, or all of you, capsize in a spray of foam and salt water. Not for contact lense wearers.
Doughnuts
Think of a banana boat, then turn it into a big rubber ring with handles. This is most fun with two doughnuts off the back of a boat, as you will invariably end up careering into one another from time to time as you go. Expect a face full of spray and an involuntary attack of the giggles. Not for those who are concerned about the appearance of their hair.
Jetski
Ah, the watersport of kings! The most majestic of all aqua-related tomfoolery. The jetski is a real lads’ choice, and has the advantage of not making you look like you’ve just been dredged up from the sea bed once you’re done… hopefully. A favourite for impressing the talent on the beach, the jetski is also one of the more expensive holiday water-based activities. It’s also not an ideal airport transfer vehicle, so make sure you pre-book a shuttle or taxi with us before you head off on your travels.
Waterski
This is trickier than it looks. It’s great fun if you get the hang of it, but there is the chance of serious injury if you fail. On a holiday to Mauritius, one of my party had a bit of a nasty waterskiing accident, causing the water to take on the appearance of something out of Jaws. He suffered a mild concussion and needed a few stitches. Bit embarrassing. Still, if you think you’re up to the challenge, waterskiing can be a real thrillseeker’s heaven!
Parasailing
Like paragliding, where you fly off with a parachute, parasailing has the added, comforting bonus of being attached to the back of a boat. This means that there is no actual skill involved, so you won’t have to go up attached to a stranger, and it’s perfectly safe. Unless a swordfish leaps from beneath the waves and slices the rope holding you onto the boat. But that’s unlikely.
Oh, and one last thing, if you can’t swim, go and play beach volleyball instead.
